Suspicious Minds: Global Warming deniers are quick to cast doubt on the motives of environmental groups.

Kook Science spewer crichton: They're just using global warming as a scare tactic to line their pockets!

Here's how they might explain other causes:

Person #1: Soup kitchen volunteers are just in it for the free soup!

Person #2: Mother's against drunk driving just want access to parties at M.A.D.D. Mansion.

Person #3: These Peace Corps people are only after free mosquito netting and exotic toilets.

Person #4: NPR pledgers don't really like listening to NPR. They just want the tote bag.

Person #5: Mother Teresa was just looking after her legacy that Selfish Bitch.