Suspicious Minds: Global Warming deniers are quick to cast doubt on the motives of environmental groups.
Kook Science spewer crichton: They're just using global warming as a scare tactic to line their pockets!
Here's how they might explain other causes:
Person #1: Soup kitchen volunteers are just in it for the free soup!
Person #2: Mother's against drunk driving just want access to parties at M.A.D.D. Mansion.
Person #3: These Peace Corps people are only after free mosquito netting and exotic toilets.
Person #4: NPR pledgers don't really like listening to NPR. They just want the tote bag.
Person #5: Mother Teresa was just looking after her legacy that Selfish Bitch.